Have you bought your ticket to the Junior High gala yet? 

Nothing like starting the new year off with a quick 10-day flu! A cleanse by any other name. A quick KonMari-ing of the organs.

I can’t think of a better way to start 2019 than with a big cup of coffee and a hearty stack of all this wondrous female talent.

The Staunchly 2018 Holiday Gift Guide is here!

Men who passively exterminate a whole community of people for the sake of dubious ethical and political calculations are not “decent”!

I went to Disneyland for Thanksgiving. Let me explain.

Elections. Fires. Shootings (there was literally another one as I typed this). I’m having difficulty wrapping my head around everything, the good and the bad. But that’s what we’re here for @ Staunchly: to try and grapple with the nerve-melting unreality of our time.  

If you don’t vote*, here are some of the things you are promoting or hastening: hate, racism, blanket intolerance, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, rape culture, crypto-fascism, regular fascism, environmental destruction, Roseanne, black licorice, anti-semitism, shooting children dead in their classrooms, bad haircuts, police brutality, pure fucking unadulterated evil, toxic masculinity, my stress acne, the end of civilization.

This week was a circle jerk of misery.

A pretty awful world, but Simone Biles has a new vault.