As a much-beloved zepto-influencer, I am hurt and offended that the Bloomberg campaign did not reach out to me to create fabulous, shareable, OK Bloomers content on my platform

Some Words on Kobe.

Everyone’s been crying a lot in their cars this month, right? It’s not just me?

It’s weird to celebrate a new year when it feels so much like the end of things. Entire ecosystems. A tenuous peace with Iran. A world without Taylor Swift’s quivering cat breasts. The assumption of JK Rowling as a seemingly decent, or at least not obviously hateful, person. Koalas? 

What to Get Everyone on Your List Based on Their Favorite Piece of Iconic Scam Memorabilia. 

I’m heading to Europe tomorrow for a few weeks to turn 30 in the Black Forest.

Everything hurts. Horny cat you are our leader now.

I just think gravity can’t actually be that strong.

What would Nora Ephron think about jade eggs?

Let’s: stop centering whiteness in the climate debate; listen to a feminist country supergroup; buy $100 worth of school supplies at 30.